Who am I trying to impress?

Nobody.

Therefore I can make a completely superficial list of my (should-be) lovers. Enjoy.

Ryan Gosling (obviously)
Hugh Jackman
Dermot Mulroney
Patrick Dempsey
Josh Hartnett
Orlando Bloom (JH and OB just in for the 14 year old me)
Brandon Routh
Justin Timberlake

Oh yes. Oh, and I'm looking forward to my midterm tomorrow morning by the way.